My Mind Works . . . Two

If I Had My Life To Live Over I Would Have Burned The Pink Candle Sculpted Like A Rose Before It Melted In Storage.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.