My Name Is Jimmy, But My Friends

The Girl With Many Eyes One Day In The Park I Had Quite A Surprise. I Met A Girl Who Had Many Eyes. She Was Really Quite Pretty (and Also Quite Shocking!) And I Noticed She Had A Mouth, So We Ended Up Talking. We Talked About Flowers, And Her Poetry Classes, And The Problems She'd Have If She Ever Wore Glasses. It's Great To Know A Girl Who Has So Many Eyes, But You Really Get Wet When She Breaks Down And Cries.

Unwisely, Santa Offered A Teddy Bear To James, Unaware He Had Been Mauled By A Grizzly Earlier This Year.

Anybody Who Knows Me Knows I Would Never Read A Comic Book. And I Certainly Would Never Read Anything Written By Kevin Smith.

I Think A Lot Of Kids Feel Alone And Slightly Isolated And In Their Own World.

My Name Is Jimmy, But My Friends Just Call Me The Hideous Penguin Boy.