My Old Man Never Liked Me. He

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.