My Old Man Never Liked Me. He

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.