My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

I Had A Life Experience That Most Of My - That None Of My Friends Had. I Remember I Became Everybody's Rabbi. Everybody Who Needed Advice Would Talk To Me, And It Became An Obvious Thing.

I Can't Defend Someone Else's Jokes. I Can Only Defend My Jokes, And I Have To Live With My Own Jokes.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.