My Reputation Is A Media Creation.

Periods Of Inactivity, I Don't Know Such Things. I'm Consistently Writing. My Life Is Busy. It Always Is. There Are Hardly Any Moments For Self-indulgent Laziness.

I Have One Major Problem With The Internet: It's Full Of Liars.

Being Born Into The Royal Family Is Like Being Born Into A Mental Asylum. Marrying Into It Is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly.

Love Is Two Minutes Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishing Noises. It Shows Your Mind Isn't Clicking Right.

Having A Birthday Cake Squashed Into Your Face By Young Kids? Delicious. I Always Don A Santa Suit At Christmas. Remaining Childish Is A Tremendous State Of Innocence.