My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.