My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"