My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

My Goal Is To Live To Be 100.

Managing Is Like Holding A Dove In Your Hand. Squeeze Too Hard And You Kill It; Not Hard Enough And It Flies Away.

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.

You Can Wake Up Every Day And Make Today Better Than The Last.