My Tears Speak For Me.

Women's Lib? Poor Little Things. They Always Look So Unhappy. Have You Noticed How Bitter Their Faces Are?

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

The Democratic Party Is One That I've Always Observed. I Have Struggled Greatly In Life From The Day I Was Born And I Am Honored To Be Apart Of Something That Focuses On Working Class Citizens And Molds Them Into A Proud Specimen. Mr. Roosevelt And Mr. Kennedy Have Done So Much In That Regard For The Two Generations They've Won Over During Their Career Course.

I Need Sex For A Clear Complexion, But I'd Rather Do It For Love.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.