My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.