Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

Saturday Comes Again, Welcome Or Not, It Comes Again Like It Always Does, Welcome Or Not, Wanted Or Not, Another Judgment Day - The Chance To Be Saved, The Chance To Be Damned.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.