My Wife Staci Made Me Go To

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

Basically, I Learned To Read By Reading 'peanuts,' Just Wanting To Know What They Were Saying.

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

I Seem To Be Able To Get Away With Pun Strips If I Add A Panel At The End Where I Somehow Indicate That I Know It's A Bad Pun.