My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.

I Got Used To Dealing With Groups Of Boys And Getting On With Life In Unpleasant Circumstances And Being Smart And Funny And Subversive At The Expense Of Authority.

My First Professional Job Was Appearing In A Disastrous Theatre Production Of Oh, What A Lovely War In Leicester Rep, Shortly After Leaving Cambridge.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.