My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

I Am Certainly Not An Authority On Love Because There Are No Authorities On Love, Just Those Who've Had Luck With It And Those Who Haven't.

There Are No Absolutes In Raising Children. In Any Stressful Situation, Fathering Is Always A Roll Of The Dice. The Game May Be Messy, But I Have Never Found One With More Joys And Rewards.