My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before

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Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

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The Dentist Drills Some More And You Hear Him Make A Mistake. And To Cover It Up, They All Say The Same Thing: "okay, Rinse."