Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early

It's No Use Growing Older If You Only Learn New Ways Of Misbehaving Yourself.

Whenever A Massacre Of Armenians Is Reported From Asia Minor, Every One Assumes That It Has Been Carried Out "under Orders" From Somewhere Or Another; No One Seems To Think That There Are People Who Might Like To Kill Their Neighbours Now And Then.

A Beautifully Constructed Borshch, Such As You Are Going To Experience Presently, Ought Not Only To Banish Conversation But Almost To Annihilate Thought.

Great Socialist Statesmen Aren't Made, They're Still-born.

A Little Inaccuracy Sometimes Saves A Ton Of Explanation.