Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Said To My Husband, 'why Don't You Call Out My Name When We're Making Love?' He Said, 'i Don't Want To Wake You Up.'

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'