Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

Women Now Have Choices. They Can Be Married, Not Married, Have A Job, Not Have A Job, Be Married With Children, Unmarried With Children. Men Have The Same Choice We've Always Had: Work, Or Prison.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.