Never Have More Children Than You Have

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

What Does It Profit A 78-year-old Woman To Sit Around The Pool In A Bikini If She Cannot Feed Herself?

It Takes A Lot Of Courage To Show Your Dreams To Someone Else.

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.