Never Met A Wise Man, If So

I Hate Myself, And I Want To Die

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

We Were Just Amazed We Were Putting Out A Record. We Were, And Are, Still Learning. But We've Never Cared Much For Professionalism As Long As The Energy Was There. Like Our Live Shows: We're Out Of Tune And Use A Lot Of Feedback. That's Not On Purpose Or Because We Don't Care, We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded And We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough.

Why In The Hell Do Journalists Insist On Coming Up With A Second Rate Freudian Evaluation On My Lyrics When 90% Of The Time They've Transcribed The Lyrics Incorrectly?

My Father Is Incapable Of Showing Much Affection, Or Even Of Carrying On A Conversation. I Didn't Want To Have A Relationship With Him Just Because He's My Blood Relative. It Would Bore Me.