Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

I Don't Think You Can Make A Lawyer Honest By An Act Of Legislature. You've Got To Work On His Conscience. And His Lack Of Conscience Is What Makes Him A Lawyer.

The Trouble With Democrats Is That They All Want To Run For President