Never Stay In A Bad Marriage, And

I Don't Care If You're Gay, Black, Chinese, Straight. That Means Nothing To Me. It's All An Illusion.

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

Most Of My Bits Are Long Stream-of-consciousness- Type Things, And When I'm Doing Them Onstage, Other Places To Take The Theme Or Idea Will Hit Me, And I Just Go With It.

On My Left Knee I Have A Long Scar From An Acl Operation. I've Had Both Knees Reconstructed.

To Really Appreciate Life You Got To Know You're Going To Die.