Never Trust A Journalist.

My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You. Whatever You’ve Got Lined Up, My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And If You Can’t Be Signed Up This Year, Next Year Will Do. My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You.

I Like Buying Clothes, Especially As I Get A Tax-deductible Allowance.

Never Trust A Journalist.

Some Socks Are Loners They Can't Live In Pairs.

Bloody Men Are Like Bloody Buses - You Wait For About A Year And As Soon As One Approaches Your Stop Two Or Three Others Appear.