Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.