Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

I Do Not Intend To Let Myself Down More Than I Can Possibly Help, And I Find That The Fewer Illusions I Have About Myself Or The World Around Me, The Better Company I Am For Myself.

Extraordinary How Potent Cheap Music Is.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.