Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.