Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, But Without A Little Familiarity It's Impossible To Breed Anything.

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.