Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

That's Life (that's Life), I Tell You I Can't Deny It I Thought Of Quitting, Baby, But My Heart Just Ain't Gonna Buy It And If I Didn't Think It Was Worth One Single Try I'd Jump Right On A Big Bird And Then I'd Fly

Whatever Else Has Been Said About Me Personally Is Unimportant. When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest.

Bad Reviews I've Gotten Never Diminished The Number Of People In My Audience; Good Reviews Have Never Added To The Number Of People In My Audience; Be Your Own Critic.

You Buy A Ferrari When You Want To Be Somebody. You Buy A Lamborghini When You Are Somebody.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.