New York Is My Lourdes, Where I

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.