No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.