The Only Thing I Envy In Young

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

God Forgive Us-but Most Of Us Grew Up To Be The Sort Of Men Our Mothers Warned Us Against.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.