The Only Thing I Envy In Young

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.