All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.