All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.