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The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.