There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.