There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.