You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.