You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.