An Author's First Duty Is To Let

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.