An Author's First Duty Is To Let

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.