He Was Born An Englishman And Remained

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.