I Am A Daylight Atheist.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.