Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.