Message? What The Hell Do You Think

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.