Message? What The Hell Do You Think

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.