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No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!