Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.