Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.