Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.