New York Loves Itself In An Unkind

Simplicity Is A Strict Taskmaster.

Outside Literature, High-flown Sentiments Are Merely Exasperating.

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Supposed To Be Looked After By Others, Like Children And Pets.

A Modest Demeanor Arouses Thoughts Of Seduction.

By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.