New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.