Next Time I See You, Remind Me

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.