Next Time I See You, Remind Me

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket