No Furniture Is So Charming As Books.

When You Rise In The Morning, Form A Resolution To Make The Day A Happy One For A Fellow Creature.

The Two Women Exchanged The Type Of Glance Women Use When There Is No Knife Handy.

The Main Question To A Novel Is -- Did It Amuse? Were You Surprised At Dinner Coming So Soon? Did You Mistake Eleven For Ten? Were You Too Late To Dress? And Did You Sit Up Beyond The Usual Hour? If A Novel Produces These Effects, It Is Good; If It Does Not -- Story, Language, Love, Scandal Itself Cannot Save It. It Is Only Meant To Please; And It Must Do That Or It Does Nothing.

A Man Who Wishes To Make His Way In Life Could Do No Better Than Go Through The World With A Boiling Tea-kettle In His Hand.

Poverty Is No Disgrace To A Man, But It Is Confoundedly Inconvenient.