No Man Is Great If He Thinks

Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And Then Votes.

We Americans Think We Are Pretty Good! We Want To Build A House, We Cut Down Some Trees. We Want To Build A Fire, We Dig A Little Coal. But When We Run Out Of All These Things, Then We Will Find Out Just How Good We Really Are.

I Bet You, If I Had Met Trotsky, And Had Had A Chat With Him, I Would Have Found Him A Very Interesting And Human Fellow, For I Have Never Yet Met A Man I Didn't Like.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule - And Reserve The Motion Picture Rights.