No Man Manages His Affairs As Well

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth

Seemingly Unreasonable People Attempt To Adapt The World To Themselves. Much Progress, Therefore, Depends On Such People.

There Is Nothing More Dangerous Than The Conscience Of A Bigot.

The Fickleness Of The Women I Love Is Only Equalled By The Infernal Constancy Of The Women Who Love Me.

Why Not Give Christianity A Trial?