No Matter How Smart You Are, You

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.