No Matter How Smart You Are, You

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join Your Hallucination.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.