No Matter How Smart You Are, You

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

Ratbert (as Lab Rat, To Scientist): Doc, We Have To Talk. Every Day You Feed Me Over A Hundred Pounds Of Macaroni And Cheese. At First I Thought You Were Just Being A Good Host. But Lately I've Been Thinking It Could Be Something Far More Sinister.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.