No One Ever Was The Poorer For

There's Only One Rule You Need To Remember: Laugh At Everything And Foget Everybody Else! It Sound Egotistical, But It's Actually The Only Cure For Those Suffering From Self-pity.

There's In People Simply An Urge To Destroy, An Urge To Kill, To Murder And Rage, And Until All Mankind, Without Exception, Undergoes A Great Change, Wars Will Be Waged, Everything That Has Been Built Up, Cultivated, And Grown Will Be Destroyed And Disfigured, After Which Mankind Will Have To Begin All Over Again

I Want To Go On Living Even After My Death, And Therefore I Am Grateful To God For Giving This Gift... Of Expressing All That Is In Me.

I Also Have A Brand-new Prescription For Gunfire Jitters: When The Shooting Gets Loud, Proceed To The Nearest Wooden Staircase. Run Up And Down A Few Times, Making Sure To Stumble At Least Once. What With The Scratches And The Noise Of Running And Falling, You Won't Even Be Able To Hear The Shooting, Much Less Worry About It. Yours Truly Has Put This Magic Formula To Use, With Great Success!

I Think It's Odd That Grown-ups Quarrel So Easily And So Often And About Such Petty Matters. Up To Now I Always Thought Bickering Was Just Something Children Did And That They Outgrew It.