No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.