No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.