No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.