No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

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When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.

The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never As Simple As The Way In